Gerald had a pet cat named Achoo. Achoo was a clumsy, playful tabby that got into collisions with any objects next to him. Today, Gerald woke up and got ready for school. While he was brushing his teeth, he heard something crash onto the floor like glass. He ran down stairs to see what Achoo has done. He walked into the living room to see a humorous sight. Achoo was sitting down on the floor with a lampshade on his neck. Gerald ran to his side, but at that moment, Achoo sneezed really loudly and the lampshade blew off his neck. Gerald couldn’t stop laughing!